Warning: If you are a Republican, find another page NOW. The Gospel According to George W. Bush George Bush is my shepherd, I shall not want. He leadeth me beside still factories and Abandoned farms. He restoreth my doubt about the Republican Party. He anointeth my wages with taxes and inflation, So that my taxes runneth over my income. Surely Poverty and Hard Living shall follow the Republican Party. And I shall work on a rented farm and Dwell in a rented house for ever. Long ago, Moses Said: "Pack up your camel, pick up your shovel, move your ass, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." 5000 Years Later, Franklin Delano Roosevelt Said: "Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass, light up a Camel--this is the Promised Land." This term, George W. Bush will take your shovel, sell your camel, kick your ass, and tell you he GAVE away the Promised Land. "I'm Glad I'm an American, I'm Glad I'm Free But I wish I were a dog, and Bush were a tree!" |
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